My Boring Azz Life

Three Things

2008-02-20T16:28:00.003-06:00

So I'm loving the Pugs and Kelly radio talk show on Live 105.3 out of Dallas. They do a segment every day called Three Things. Here are mine for today:

ONE: Went to the dentist today. I need a cleaning (which for some reason you have to schedule another appt for??), THREE fillings and my wisdom teeth out. ICK. Why do we have teeth we don't need? They also told me my jaw is not even but goes "to the left"....wtf? Pretty cool though i saw the xray. Anyhoo say I need to see a specialist. For real? So who has had their wisdom teeth out, how much did it cost and well, the pain...how bad was the pain? For an extra couple hundred, they can put me out completely!

TWO: Why won't my real estate contact call me back? Does she not want to sell me a house? For real? I'm a done deal.

THREE: Heard this on the P&K show. You gotta watch it. I found it pretty funny but then again I do have a pretty lame sense of humor....

Side Note to ASS GAGGER - Come play Rock Band with me!!! I need a drummer. I can sing (which I will say sing very loosely!) and can strum a mean guitar, especially BASS!

Birthday Trail, Cruise, and Tex Mex!

2008-01-10T22:00:00.000-06:00

OK so lots going on here. Job going great...making tons of money. Maybe that's why I've been drinking more - cause I can! I rented an apartment in Bedford (midway between Dallas and Fort Worth and just south of Grapevine - where ALL the COOL hashers live). Plan to buy a house in the next couple of months. What a year it has been. Lots of changes, some good, some bad but all for the best I'm sure. I've realized how wonderful my friends are. 2008 seems to be a big year for some BIG birthdays. I turn 40 on the 15th, Stud Muffin turns 30 on the 15th (baby!), Dead Lay turns 40 on the 15th (we ROCK!), Sextortionist turns 4o sometime in January (and we will ALL be at TEX MEX, beaotches!!), not to mention the others later in the year that I'm not really sure of. I have a good feeling this year will be amazing. Please do not disappoint me, Mr. 2008. So I leave tomorrow for my Bedford apt and a kick ass happy hour I hope. I am haring a trail on Saturday for the Dallas hash (oh, did i mention I am the new haberdasher for D & FW? - woo hoo!!) along with Chihuahua Balls and Gymnophobia. Should be tons of fun because face it, we kick ass. And if you can make it, I guarantee some X and some hot sex for everyone!! Sunday morning I get on a plane and fly to Los Angeles!! Meeting Stud, Sex, and Dairy then heading to free happy hour at our hotel. Who knows what will happen after that....I mean we ARE in LA! Or maybe we'll just hang at the airport and watch for celebrities to fly in. Then on a 5 day cruise....enough said. We get back just in time to catch a plane on Friday and fly to El Paso for TEX MEX!! Wow, I am already feeling old. Hope I can keep up to my usual drunken antics. You know how after a hash weekend people ask you how it was and you say "I had a blast!!", then they ask you about it and you don't really remember any of it? But somehow you just KNOW you had fun? Funny stuff.....\

Other news...Part 1) I bought Rock Band for my playstation 2 - very kick ass game and tons of fun!!! It's like Guitar Hero only you have drums and a microphone. I got an extra guitar so we have four people playing at once. Love love love it!!

Part 2) Went to 2 bowl games over the new year - Armed Forces Bowl and the Cotton Bowl. Armed Forces Bowl was pretty cool - we were on row 14 right next to the Air Force Band. And a hasher from NO - Juggs - was in town. He's a marine captain so had some duties to perform. He got us free booze.....gotta love it!! Oh, and that dern cotton bowl - my Mizzou Tigers POUNCED on the Razorbacks. Great game except that i was on the ARkansas side and decided to quiet down after we got so far ahead - didn't want to rub it in.

Part 3) Texas Interhash is coming up and there will be a Flippy Cup Tournament. Chihuahua and I are in charge. Get your teams of 6 together now. Ours will have cool matching outfits and we plan to take the top prize. I do believe I am the weak link on our team which means I'll get to play more and drink more which in turn leads to be getting better.

Part 4) Lorenzo (that's my cutie patootie little puppy - although he's double in size now) is awesome. He has made such a difference in my life. I am now one of THOSE PEOPLE who cannot go anywhere without their dog. He hashes when I do, although I have to carry him most of the way cause he's too slow, short legs and all. I got him fixed this week - I swear his little doggie balls went from nothing to huge overnight!! I am so going to miss him when I'm gone on my trip!!! Thanks Uncle Wa Wa for watching him!!!

Part5) GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And in ending, I cannot wait to see and party with each and every one of you that I love and miss. Let's get this year started right!

Spotty loves ya......

Fun with Dogs

2007-12-05T16:40:00.001-06:00

BAHHH.......Humbug

2007-11-20T10:12:00.000-06:00

Just so everyone knows, I am boycotting the holidays this year (well except for New Years because that involves drinking!). Please do not get me any gifts, send any cards, call and wish me Happy Holidays because I just don't care. I know who loves me and cares and believe me I will not feel bad if I don't hear holiday wishes. I feel like I have the best friends in the world and so many!!! I know I am blessed. I plan to travel somewhere so unholiday like for Christmas so if someone does not have plans and would like to join me, lemme know. Gonna book something in the next couple weeks. And don't think that I am super depressed or anything....things are much better. I just don't wanna celebrate. Hugs and kisses from spotty to you all.

My baby!!

2007-10-23T11:05:00.000-05:00

So I got a new puppy. Not that anyone will read this now because I have been gone from the land of blogging for so long. I've been going thru a really difficult time but I am on the upswing and looking forward to some great opportunities. Thanks for everyone who has been there for me. I really could not have made it thru without you - you know who you are and I love you. But back to the cute stuff. This is Lorenzo.

Holy, Hell Fire Shit!!!

2007-08-22T19:01:00.000-05:00

Tis true....after 2 plus months, an update!! I still have no freakin time to blog but wanna make sure all my cool peeps know about this kick ass party coming up in January. If you have so much fun at Tex Mex, and don't want the party to end, then don't let it! Join me for a milestone birthday celebration. Oh, and it's gonna be super super cheap!!!

Here's the evite link: HUGE ASS PARTY CRUISE!!

And here are some more details:

Hello everyone!

Here is more info about the cruise and how to make your reservations. Tracy will be ready to help you out! If you have any Q's, email me at ejbeam@gmail.com

Cruise Description:

Just south of the U.S. Border lies a vibrant culture, world class beaches, lush green rain forests, and vividly painted architecture that will dazzle your eyes. Whether your idea of adventure is exploring a colonial city or discovering the joys of a siesta on a white sand beach, a Mexican cruise vacation is perfect for you.

Monarch of the Seas - January 14 to January 19, 2008.

Must have a passport!

Inside Cabins $195.00 per person - regular pricing $421.88 per person

Ocean View Cabins $235.47 per person - regular pricing $549.08

Inside Cabins will be on Deck 2

Ocean View Cabins will be on Deck 2 and 8

Ocean View Cabins booked on deck 2 is an additional $10.00 per person

The cabins have a port hole not a full window. If, someone wants something different they need to contact Tracy Miller. These cabins are the discounted ones. Other cabins she will have to check on. If you want a suite there is no discount however she can still book it. Please let her book it so we have a count of people that is in the group.

Deposit of $100.00 per person is due September 1, 2007.

Final Payment is due November 2, 2007.

This is to guarantee people will be able to get on ship. These trips fill up quickly!

The pricing given does include: shipboard accommodations, ocean transportation, fabulous entertainment and daily activities, on-board meals and some beverages, port charges and more. It does NOT include: shore excursions, personal expenses, gratuities, or alcoholic beverages. Government fees and taxes are included. So, the totals you have is everything!

Everyone must book thru Tracy Miller to get this price. They will need to email her at rsvpme@att.net , with their name, address, and phone number and the best time to call them to verify trip.

Sailing Itinerary: Arrive Depart Activity

Day 1 Los Angeles, California 5:30pm

Day 2 San Diego, CA 8:00am 5:00pm Docked

Day 3 Catalina Island, CA 8:00am 5:00pm Tendered

Day 4 Ensenada Mexico 8:00am 5:00pm Docked

Day 5 Los Angeles, CA 6:00am

When you call Tracy to make your reservations she will also discuss what flight you would like to have. Example: where will you be leaving from, and she will discuss the best flight for your needs.

Cancellations Policy:

60 - 31 days before the trip -$50.00

30 or less - $100.00

Going to the ship:

We must be on the ship by 1:00pm. Morning flights are best. There will be someone at the airport to pick up guest.

Going home:

Off the ship by 9:00am - they will receive a ride back to the airport. So flight going home should be around noon.

So, again book the flights through Tracy so she can get you a better pricing.

We hope to see you on the Ocean in January!

Lori, Lorey, & Erik

Happy Nekkid Hump Day/

2007-05-22T22:29:00.000-05:00

OK OK OK! Here's my update. Hope ya'll enjoy. Just for you, Net. A nekkid pic. Yes, it hurt. Yes, I was drunk. Yes, I was camping.

How well do ya know me?

2007-04-16T16:12:00.000-05:00

Been meaning to do one of these and saw one on fishy's so it's time for me.

Create your own Friend Quiz here

Yahoo IM, Fort Worth and Bluebonnets

2007-03-30T16:05:00.000-05:00

I know there are some cool ass peeps out there on IM - add me if ya wanna chat. Preferrably hot single dudes. Spotty is lonely.

I hope you like my Bluebonnet background. If you are in the area of Brenham, TX tomorrow and are free, you really must try to make this trail. Your hares are Puke and Gymno and those are two truly great hares. Gymno is very creative and Puke likes to have lots of beer checks. I am sad that I am going to miss it....I usually have some fun activity kinda things planned. And I used to ensure that no one ever did a down down alone. Everyone got a partner. Rollin may do something to make that happen. Anyhoo, you guys have a good time while I am stuck in....

FORT WORTH!! Woo hoo!! Can't Stop, WWFPants and Choo Choo are there now and I'm heading (who said heading??? I did! That's right!) there in a few hours. So cool to have a room only 25 short miles from downtown FtWth. We're going to dinner then drinking..possibly to the hash happy hour. Tomorrow's festivities start at NOON at Tuber's house for a BBQ, then the hash in the afternoon. Fun times are ahead. And I have an interesting prospect so I am in for a super good time....we'll see.

Everyone have a great weekend and know that Spotty loves you and misses you all. Some more than others.....bwaahhhhh!!!! Can you tell I need a beer??

CoTex...need a bed?

2007-03-29T10:27:00.000-05:00

So the kickass cool people that are going to CoTex are all sleeping in the 3 bedroom apartment. I have room for a couple more people.....possibly in a bed with me or sharing a bed with Ass Gagger. Any takers???

I am so stoked about my new work....sitting in a hotel room typing on a puter for 3 times the money. Oil companies rock.....

Happy, Net?

Beer Pong Tables & Toyota Camrys

2007-03-09T16:26:00.000-06:00

I have just had a brilliant idea. Since all the kimchis will be at the Platte Road Challenge and Red and I will be feeling the need for some beer pong at Texas Interhash, I have decided I need to make my very own beer pong table. So how ya do it? Buy a table at Walmart then paint it? What kind of paint? How is yours so shiney, do you lacquer it? (dang typing that word made me think of liquor....) Can I stick some OE labels on it with super glue? Are there places stickers cannot be - like in the area in front of the cups that may interfere with the bouncing? What color? Orange and yellow? Maroon? Dark & light blue to match the kimchi happy coats? Smiley faces? Poop brown? Help a chick out......

And my main concern.....will a beer pong table fit into a Toyota Camry?

1500th pics

2007-03-05T13:44:00.000-06:00

Pictures here

KUMMMOONNN, Junior!!!

2007-03-02T13:13:00.000-06:00

That's it. I am removing my Dale Jr. belly ring in hopes that he starts doing a little better. Prolly time for a new one anyhowz.....

For C-4 and NET

2007-02-22T18:14:00.001-06:00

Eye color and Paternity

HOUSTON 15OOth - Back To School!

2007-02-19T13:15:00.000-06:00

So I decided to attend this event. Ya'll can rest easy, it will be fun now that the life of the party is going. Hopefully looking forward to this will cheer me up as I have been in a funk now since this weekend. Darn life and the funny situations it puts you in. Happy, sad, happy, sad, drunk, sober. I plan to be a good girl all week - eat right, work out, stay home not party, until Friday. We'll see if THAT happens. I'm so weak! Not physically weak but mental. I even have a t-shirt that says EASY. Time for a check list, biotcheeezzz.

1) Brass Monkeys! Think Donnie has this covered but I will def have backup.

2) Schnapps for "please pass the schnapps"

3) Happy Schnapps combo CD. It just plain rocks. "start sucking" - "Please Pass the Schnapps" - "Da Bears Still Suck" - and "we can get drunker that youssss" are just a few of their non-award winning hits.

4) Line dancing!! Cha cha slide, Bunny Hop, Electric Slide.....(rubbin I don't have a song for that last one - hook us up!). I'll bring those other tunes

5) School uniforms - guess my kilt will have to do for this. May even have to wear the glasses. We dressing as school kids for the pub crawl? Dang, I've worn that outfit 4 times in the last 4 months already!

6) Beer Pong - Donnie got this covered too I think! I'll bring extra balls. Although i only have one - guess I'll have to cheat and buy some. Are honorary kimchis allowed to purchase them? I'll also bring extra cups. Now if we can find some cute plastic cups with smiley faces....

7) Dice - duh!

8) Apple pie shot ingredients......one word..yum!

9) Poker stuff? Would love to play some hold 'em but I got no chips.

10) Hall & Oates, Richard Marx, ABBA, - of course.

11) bocci ball - anybody got a set? Fun stuff when the closest and furthest gets a shot!

I know I'm forgetting stuff, thus the reason for a list (I give credit for the list making to the kimchis, although I have been a list maker for years. But they need all the credit they can get since they don't got much)

On out peeps.......cheer me up.

My purty new camera

2007-02-14T23:13:00.000-06:00

Here's the camera I ordered. Should have it in a week or two. Please if you see me using it drunk, do not let me get it wet, drop it, break it or lose it. Thank you in advance. Spotty loves ya.

You HAVE to watch WIFE SWAP tonight!

2007-02-12T16:44:00.000-06:00

Supposedly tonight is the airing of the Wife Swap they filmed in this little town I live in. Ya'll can see where I drink!

Name that hasher!

2007-02-11T20:47:00.000-06:00

NASCAR!!! Budweiser Shootout

2007-02-10T19:22:00.000-06:00

Tonight! I get to watch Dale Jr. race. Yummy!!!! Nascock, I hope you are in front of a TV!

Woo Hoo!! It's WTF Friday!

2007-02-09T13:15:00.000-06:00

So I get this email from Cuntinental Airlines yesterday.....yesterday February 8th. YESTERDAY, FEBRUARY 8TH! It was to inform me that my itinerary for my flight to Colorado Springs has changed and that "Your Continental Express flight will now be operated by Chautauqua Airlines under a new flight number. All flight dates, times, departure and arrival gate information remains the same." This was for the flight I took last Thursday on February 1st!!! February 1st!! WTF???? Same flight I also had to wait on for an hour and a half because we were waiting on a flight attendant to come in from another flight! Hello, I'm in HOUSTON - the home of Continental. Can they not just call somebody in???? I should call and complain and tell them I want a credit. It's a good thing there was a brass monkey waiting for me in the Springs parking lot...

Anybody else have a Friday WTF???

Beer & Cameras DON'T MIX!! ARRGGGG!

2007-02-07T11:12:00.000-06:00

So I have had my wonderful Canon Powershot Digital Camera for less than a year and now it won't work. How could that happen you might ask? Apparently they don't like being submerged in your cup of beer while you are drunk. Don't know how it got there or how long it stayed. I guess I drank too much too early (then I find out people were sneaking Jager shots into my mouth) and in the course of talking to other hashers, somehow the hand that had my camera hanging on it happened to be directly above the hand with the beer cup in it. Thus, submersion. Can't believe I didn't notice. I remember seeing it and thinking "shit!" as I raised it and liquid dripped into my cup from the camera. (hey, i didn't waste the beer!). So after a conversation with a cute Canon rep (nah, I dunno what he looked like but he sounded cute so he was probably NOT), here are my choices. Send it in and if they can fix it, it will cost me $89 plus $8 shipping. OR I can exchange it for a refurbished one for $99 plus $10 shipping. Or I can scrap it and get a new camera (original value was $195). OR I can open it up myself and look around. What to do? I know I'm not the only one who has damaged something whilst drinking.

OH, and I got my ball!!

I love my Kimchis!! 3 and 5

2007-02-01T12:41:00.000-06:00

COLTS - 3 DA BEARS - 5

Just for you, you hot kimchi hashers, spotty has purchased a square for the Superbowl football pot. $5 each square that pays $50 at each 2 min warning and $100 each quarter. If your score matches, that's a lotta brass monkeys! After I take my $5 back and a handling fee of 6.9%. GOOD LUCK!!

Ode to Jared (YUMMY!)

2007-01-28T13:23:00.000-06:00

So those of you who have followed my blog in the last year know that I am a huge Jared Leto fan. He's an awesome actor, the lead of the band 30 seconds to mars, and well...just plain HOT! He's in a new movie called Chapter 27 and plays the guy who killed John Lennon. Here is what he looked like in that movie - scary, he gained like 30 pounds. Unbelievable!

He has said to gain the weight, he microwaved pints of Haagen Daas and drank it. Ick. Just so you don't forget his true hotness, here's some eye candy for the ladies! (oh, and brokeback brownie).

"Found a midget, found a midget...."

2007-01-22T22:14:00.000-06:00

Funny

2007-01-20T15:34:00.001-06:00

"Hey MILF, you HAVE to roll down this hill. It's so fun - I did it two years ago!"

MILF - strange look on his face

"Seriously, you need to roll down this hill!"

MILF - "OK, you do it too"

"I've already done it - YOU need to do it!"

That's the power of the pussy, my friends!!!

I have a very bad confession to make

2007-01-19T12:21:00.000-06:00

I am so ashamed. I am a bad Kimchi....bad bad Kimchi. Here goes - are you ready?

I did not have a brass monkey at Tex Mex. Not one sip. Nada. Zero.

I had tequila. I had beer. I had cherry bombs. I had Tequila Rose. I had Tequila Rose margaritas. I had jagermeister. I had jello shots. I had a Russian car bomb. I had Tecate. Heck, I even had wine in a box. YET....not one tiny ounce of BM.

Let the spankings begin.........(woo hoo!!)

Tex Mex - all about me

2007-01-17T15:50:00.000-06:00

Hmmmm, where do i start? If you want to know what really happened, read Bone Sucker's blog OR look at Ass Gagger's pictures. I don't really remember alot so I'm gonna just post a few things I do remember, all about me.

Thursday night - special airport pickup from Davey (thanks Dude!!)
Russian car bomb from Late Night (thanks chicky!!)
Net "smellling" my pitcher of Margaritas (wtf?)
Flamin asking me TWENTY FIVE TIMES to "come here I need to talk to you", only to tell me he could not find me any Midget Porn (dude, it's OK!)
Virgin Steve escorting Flamin to my room because he couldn't find his key (you are welcome for the extra bed Flamin....)
Beer pong with Bloody (we did alright, man!)

I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ADD MORE SHIT AS I REMEMBER IT

ARRRRGGGG....Snowdown!!

2006-12-28T13:13:00.000-06:00

So I registered for Snowdown a couple weeks ago and yesterday found a kick ass flight to Colorado Springs for under $200 bucks! I'm flying out of Houston so any of you Houston bloggers wanna join me, lemme know! (I'm going Thurs and coming home Monday) You probably need to decide quick because last I saw there was only room for about 15 more people. The theme is Pirates and they do a cool parade. Ska brewery sponsers it so you know there will be good beer! There's also some kind of adult show all the hashers go to on Sat night that sounds pretty darn entertaining!

So, who else is going?

Chicken Poop

2006-12-24T19:12:00.000-06:00

Yep, that's what I got for Christmas. Chicken Poop....no shit. Seriously, it is some kick ass lip balm. I highly recommend it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!!!! Thanks POOPA, my sis!

2006-12-23T11:39:00.000-06:00

The long sleeve Colorado kick ass wicking shirts are here!! The long sleeve Colorado kick ass wicking shirts are here!

I checked my mail today and guess what came. Yep, my CH3 shirt. Cool....now I feel the need to go find a hash today. I could do the Mosquito hash but I have not done my Christmas shopping for the shindig I'm going to tomorrow plus I have work to do (see previous post about work deadlines...ick). It has been 165 hours since I've had alchohol. We have a new club opening just outside of town so I am going to check it out tonight and have a couple drinks.

In case I don't post again, Merry Christmas to each and every one of you!!! And especially to all those anonymouses...thanks for keeping things exciting...NOT!

Spotty loves ya!!

Update Schmupdate and Kimchi influence

2006-12-13T11:16:00.000-06:00

1) I have been brainwashed by the kimchis that the only acceptable way to write is in numbered lists.

2) Slut, whore, bitch.......drama drama drama.

3) LOST! 4 pounds of fat (nah, I don't want it back - stop looking for it)

4) PACKED ON - 3 pounds of muscle. Watch it, slut whore bitch!

5) TEx Mex info that will make you all realize what the shitz ole spotty is - THE name of the supposed KARAOKE bar in El Paso is the Velvet Rose which is less than one mile from the Mesa Inn. You peeps call the place when it gets closer to liftoff and let us all know if they indeed have karaoke Thurs night Jan 11

6) Tex Mex tidbit #2 that will make you all want to bow down and kiss ole spotty's feet (but why stop there!!!) = I am in contact with an El Paso hasher who owns a beer & wine store and can get you all the 40s your little heart desires. THere was even a mention of delivering it if needed? Now that's the shi-ite!!! Ya'll wanna put in an order, let me know. What do you want - a case of OE 40s?

7) Big changes at work - who knows what the next year will bring. I may finally grow some cajones and move outta this black hole town. Regardless, tons of work to be done in the next couple weeks. Good thing I'm not drinking very much.

8) Been doing a lot of reading about how to get your hair really healthy. Have not washed it for several days. Conditioner only people! That's all your hair really needs. But you gotta work it into your scalp good to clean it. Last night I mixed honey with it and OH - MA - GAWWWW....my hair is like silk today! Could be the jojoba oil I left on overnight.

and now for the ending.....one of my favorite 80s tunes........

"......You can look at the menu, but you just can't eat
You can feel the cushion, but you can't have a seat
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can't have a swim
You can feel the punishment, but you can't commit the sin......."

Wanna Be on TV??

2006-12-01T14:54:00.000-06:00

Anyone heard of 3 Kisses Band? They are from Brenham and play in Austin alot. Tomorrow night they will be here at the Texas Tavern playing. Well, not all the members will be here. You see, the wife, Tish will be somewhere in San Antonio doing her "WIFE SWAP" gig. Supposedly the swapped wife is a devout Baptist church goer and she will have to sing with the band. Should be "veeewwwwwy intewesting"!! So if ya wanna come join us and possibly be on the show, come on out! And if you don't, well screw you! OK, not screw you - I love ya. You Austinites can see them tonight on 6th street and a place called Nuno's. Supposed to be filming there also.

On another note, it has been 6 days, 12 hours and 42 minutes since I have had alcohol. I gotta say I feel pretty good. Trying this new training diet and workout (gotta lose some fat!). So if I'm paying someone, then I gotta do it. So far so good but I have 7 weeks to go. The good thing is when I DO go drink, I won't need much! Save alcohol I gotta metabolize AND money. Woo hoo!

On out peeps....

MORE CARDINAL VICTORY!

2006-11-27T16:39:00.000-06:00

Just when you thought the Cards had done it, here we go again. No, not the St. Louis baseball Cardinals, but the South Shelby Cardinals. My high school is....STATE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS! Woo hoo! I went to church with all the O'Laughlin's and the asst coach was in my class. Here's an article....

Revenge is in the Cards for South Shelby
Kent O'Laughlin's Cardinals claim first area Football State Title since 2000

By Chris Duerr
Posted: Saturday, November 25, 2006 at 11:25 PM

South Shelby 34, Marionville 27, OT

ST. LOUIS (AP) - Matt Patterson hit Luke O'Laughlin with a nine-yard touchdown pass in overtime to lift South Shelby over Marionville 34-to-27 today for the Class One state championship. The overtime was just the third in Show-Me Bowl history. Ethan Harris ran for 228 yards and two touchdowns for the Cardinals, who finished their season 13-and-1. South Shelby last won a state title in 1970 as a Class Two-A school. The game also saw Marionville's Lee Flood run for 91 yards to bring his total for the year to three-thousand-316. That broke the Missouri high school single-season record he set last year with three-thousand-272 yards.The Comets also finished their seasons 13-and-1. South Shelby's Luke O'Laughlin set a new Show Me Bowl record with three interceptions against the Comets.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SLUT!!!

2006-11-10T14:58:00.000-06:00

November 11 Saturday. Happy birthday baby! Sorry I cannot make your party - work is driving me nuts. Yeah, so I looked up his DL on a search thingy we pay for at work. Dude, didn't know about those sex crimes...Ha. There's also a place you can click on to see who else resides at said person's address. So outta curiosity I clicked on it and there was a person registerd at that address by the name of HAPPY SONG CAMPBELL. No shit! Is that someone's real name? ON their driver's license?

On another note, this person I was hoping to maybe have a date with has not called. I really think he's interested, just super shy. Two weeks ago I was playing the jukebox at a bar and he came over to me and said something about "would I get mad if he hit on me" or something like that. I was like "heck no!" Then he asked if I needed a beer. I really didn't (had a full one) but hey it was free beer so I said sure. I can double fist like nobody's business! So I told him he should come to a party we were all going to. He didn't. I "myspaced" him a message asking about why he didn't come party with me and he said he had to take people home and then it was late and he was tired. Then I sent him my email addy and number and said "call me sometime". Haven't heard a thing. So what does that mean? And don't say "he's just not that into you"...I've read the book.

Halloween

2006-11-09T14:27:00.000-06:00

Here's a cool pic of me and my friend Vicki from Halloween. Actually Sat before Halloween. I stayed at home on the 31st because this town sucks big black donkey balls (I don't really know what color donkey balls are so this could be a stupid statement but I just like saying balls).

I Saw Saw...heh heh

2006-11-02T21:06:00.000-06:00

I LOVE saying that. I saw saw. I SAW saw. I saw SAW. I SAW SAW! So I finally watched the movie. I've heard good things about it. Loved it!! Tonight I am watching Saw II then hopefully over the weekend, I can go see Saw III (I may have a date! Woo Hoo!!). Stay tuned.....

ST. LOUIS CARDINALS - WORLD SERIES BABY!!

2006-10-28T20:17:00.000-05:00

Congratulations to my boys. Great run. Spotty loves ya.

Birth Order Predictor

2006-10-19T18:11:00.000-05:00

This is a pretty cool test - the birth order predictor. It worked on me - said I was second born. Actually I was third born - I had a sister that was stillborn but as far as siblings I grew up with, second born. Let me know if it predicts your birth order correctly.

Where's the Party??

2006-10-13T15:56:00.000-05:00

So here's the costume I got for Halloween. Kick Ass! But I'm a little curious about something. There's a zipper in it. No, not in the back, not in the front. On the side. It runs from the waist up to about 3 inches below the armpit. WTF is THAT for?? In case someone wants to cop a feel?

Other news, MY CARDS lost last night. Boring game..not a lot happened, good for NY. I feel good about tonight though. GO CARDS!! I had a hard time watching the game. It started at 7:00 same time as Survivor. Then at 8:00 Grey's Anatomy (8.7 million dollars to Izzy? Can't wait to hear that story!). Then at 9:00 Road Rules/Real World Challenge - The Duel (frickin Tina bugs the hell outta me!). I think I wore out the recall buttom on my remote.

Yet more news, I finally went out and had a beer last night. I had not drank since Sunday of Hashtoberfest. What a fun weekend. Thanks to all who made my weekend enjoyable. I lost $50 on the gambling boat (hey, that's not bad for almost 3 hours of blackjack!). I got a huge bruise on my ankle. Looked like a sprain but I'm pretty sure I didn't sprain it. I think I kicked something real hard. ouch, I think. Don't remember..too many screaming orgasms at the karaoke bar (6 for 5 bucks -hell yeah!). I also got a wicked bad sunburn on Sunday. Yes, I was wearing sunscreen but my Swedish/Scottish heritage makes me very sensitive to the sun. So back to my original beginning of this paragraph, it took me 4 days to recover. Guess I'm getting old.

And now back to the beginning of the post (see how I made a pretty circle?).....Halloween. Where's the party? I'm thinking of living it up in Austin that weekend.

GOOOOOOOO CARDS!!!!

2006-10-04T13:20:00.000-05:00

Woo hoo!! We won game 1 of the Division playoffs. Way to go. And here's my baby (sorry AG I know he's a pain in your ass but you can root for him now that your Astros are out of it). I love being a Cardinal fan! I remember going to watch a game when I was 7 years old at Busch Stadium. My granny lived in Dupo, IL - just a short 20 minutes from the stadium so I've been a diehard fan all my life. Hang in there boys! I really doubt we'll go all the way this year. We just don't have the pitchers. But I love ya'll anyway!

What age are you?

2006-09-28T21:50:00.000-05:00

You Are 19 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

HOMEWORK for Hashtoberfest

2006-09-27T17:22:00.000-05:00

So I got my Happy Schnapps Combo cds today...woo hoo!! They rock! (Brownie, I'll send you copies next week)....sooo.....

Here's a little something for you Hashtoberfesters to do - memorize the following lyrics. If you have not participated in this fun song drink along, here's how it goes. You stand in a circle with a bottle of schnapps, sing a verse, then shout PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!! Then everyone takes a swig out of the bottle. Here's the trick - the bottle has to be back at the beginning before the chorus ends. Sometimes you need to use 2 bottles. So I'll bring the schnapps!!

Please Pass The Schnapps

written by J.Krueger-sung by OTTO

When I was just a little boy my mudder said to me
Always mind your manners when you're out wit company
So when I'm feeling tirsty at my favorite drinking spot
I smile and I kindly shout-PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!

I went to a fancy restaurant de udder day
I ordered lots of stuff I did not know but what da hey
Da waiter brought expensive wine, he said da best dey got
I said no thank you waiter, would you-PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!

I went to a football game, da Packers and da Bears
I got so bombed I did not know da score or even care
I threw up on a Bears fan, he said he'd call da cops
I said that's fine but all in time now-PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!

PLEASE PASS THE SCHNAPPS!…HEY!!

Da Brenham Hash

2006-09-23T15:12:00.000-05:00

Here's the complete Brenham hash - yep all four of us - at the fair last night. Bad camera phone picture.

Robert Earl Keen in Brenham - TONIGHT!

2006-09-22T14:10:00.000-05:00

That's right folks. He's here tonight. At the Washington County Fair. The oldest fair in Texas. If you Austin folks can't get enough of him there, come on over to Brenham. We also have a pretty good rodeo. I normally hate cowboys but you gotta love seeing a guy in tight jeans get all sweaty. Yum...

GREY'S ANATOMY season premiere - TONIGHT!

2006-09-21T12:56:00.000-05:00

It's finally here! The season premiere of GREY'S ANATOMY. Woo hoo can't wait to see what happens. New night - opposite CSI. Who watches that CSI shit? I tried several times. Really I have. It just seems so fake. "Oh what's that? A fingernail! At the bottom of the ocean...it could be a clue." Seriously. Anyway, I have no worries that Grey's Anatomy will do just fine. So, who will Meredith choose? What will Izzie do? We know she won't quit, she's one of the stars. The thing with this show is that I love everyone. I was thinking of who was my favorite character. My first choice was Izzie. Then I thought, no wait, I really like Christina. She's so quirky. But hold on, I really love Dr. McDreamy! He's so hot! But what about asshole Alex? Love to hate him, then he does something sweet. Oh, and George is just so pathetic - you feel sorry for him. The whole cast is great. So take the day off, go buy the dvd's and catch up. You'll thank me.

Darn you, Supernova...Darn you all to heck!!

2006-09-14T17:28:00.000-05:00

As some of you may know I am a reality TV junkie. Here's the end of my latest addiction.

So the new group Supernova (soon to be changed to another lame ass rock name due to a lawsuit) picked their new lead singer and it was not Dilana. This chick rocks. She lives in Cypress area (just outside of Houston) and I have had the honor to see her perform up close and personal. She did a show at the Texas Tavern there where she mainly sang cover songs. You could turn in a song and she'd sing it. If she didn't like it (like some lame ass Dixie Chick song), she would sing it horribly. It was hilarious. Love love love her and I'm not worried. She's already a star. Dave Navarro & Gilby have offered to help her produce her first record.

Here's who they did pick...Lukas Rossi - a freakin' Canadian!! WTF? OK, so he can rock. He's pretty awesome and I look forward to seeing what they turn out.

Invihash top 10 (ok maybe 7 or 8)

2006-09-08T13:38:00.000-05:00

So it will take some time for the memories to come back but here are a few for your reading pleasure.......(alright, after I see all the pictures, I'll remember more)

1) Apple pie incident....darn cinnamon should come with a warning. Get it in your eye and it hurts like hell!!

2) Rotating showering....boy/girl/boy, then girl/boy/girl, then girl/girl/girl - fun times!!

3) Naked hash that ended in the raquetball courts under FLOURESCENT lighting...not so good.

4) Fat ugly naked non-hasher stalker that everyone assumed some other hasher knew. Late night domestic dispute that ended with him going to jail.

5) Spending quality time from THE dude from SKA brewery. How can you get better than a beer guy! And SKA beer ROCKS!!

6) DODGEBALL!! If you can't beat 'em, moon 'em!! Classic....we won.

7) Two words - MIDGET PORN

8) 3 Man in the car!

I'll be adding pics after I edit them and redo my post below with pics of the people I mentioned. More write up later. I am also using the brenhamhash.com website to post all the links people are sending with their photos. Right now I have Brownie's, Lowlife's and Bleeder's. I will have a link and I know Ass Gagger, UTA and QnA will have some awesome pics.

on out - spot

Ode to Invihash

2006-08-24T14:15:00.000-05:00

Woo hoo! I'm so stoked. So ready to go to Colorado for Invihash. About 200 people signed up now. Woo hoo. I'm excited. Is it here yet? Dang, I'm ready. Woo hoo. Woo hoo.

So I was looking over the list of who's cumming and thought I should point out a few peeps that you newbies need to put on your priority meeting list:

Flamin' Gamin' Beaver Cleaver - he looks a little strange with all his piercings but he is a downright cool ass, sweetheart, all around good guy. And tons of fun....

Fried Green Tits N Cock Pit.....sweeties....I love 'em.

Pi Whole - crazy sister of Full Service. Up for anything...love her bunches. Oh, and she's from MO - of course she's cool.

Ultrawimp - great conversationalist who loves to flirt with the girls. Thanks for the margaria 2 years ago! (did you read that you must have sex with wimp at invihash? - it comes included with your rego)

Sinbad - former Houston hasher. I think she's living on the ocean now. Way cool chick who has no need to wear shoes ever...even in the snow.

Shit Happens - watch out for this guy. I think he's looking for wife number seven. And I'm supposed to be #9 so I'm getting pretty nervous. Ask him his Palatka hash name.

BOB (Blacks on Blondes) - love him! Met him 2 years ago at invihash, hung out with him at Tex Mex last year. He was at TXIH in kerrville....super cool fun dude. He usually comes with Yucca....I think it's his secret to getting laid if he can keep from passing out himself.

Lost Her pussy and Up the Ass - One of my bestest hasher girlfriends in the world and he's alright too. You can usually find us hanging out together, rooming together, singing in the shower together.....

Chucky Cheeks - you have not seen an RA until you have seen Chucky RA. Most awesome RA'er ever. Full of jokes and laughs. If he's awake, he's laughing.

Unfuckable - Can you guess how he got his name? Ask him..he'll show ya...heh heh.

Keeps it Up - my hash brother. Tried to swim up the river at Gunnison CoTex. Funniest drunken thing I saw that trip.

Catwoman - Have her sing you a song. She knows tons I've never heard of. And I've been around over a decade. (well, I'VE been around longer but hashwise, i mean)

Hand Job and Erection Master - sweetest couple in Colorado Springs. Oh, after Full Service and QnA. They are the sweetest. Speaking of....

Full Service and QnA - love them. Full is my oldest hash friend. Former Houston hasher who went off and got hitched to a Colorado hasher. He took her away from me. But I love him anyway. I have many Full Service stories.....she's a hoot. And she's had a very hard year and come thru it on top. I'm so proud of her.

Meat Gazer and Midnight Stroker - my sis and mom. Love them. love them. they're awesome. Most of ya'll know that.

Follow the Bleeder - there are actually two of these. One loves to drink and then nurse a hangover, the other likes to drink, puke, drink more, then stick an iv in to recover.

bloggers - all the bloggers on here going are just way cool. I mean if you are reading this, you already know how important you are to me. Spotty loves her blogger friends!

well if you're not on this list, then I guess you just aren't that important to me or I missed your name or I just forgot who you are. ON OUT!

Get Down Tonight....Shake Your Booty...That's the Way, I Like It

2006-08-11T12:37:00.000-05:00

So can you guess where I'm going tonight??

Hash Trash...Christmas in July

2006-08-02T13:20:00.000-05:00

I must say, for a last minute hash, we did an awesome job and had a great time! Thanks for all who joined us. It was the perfect number of people and the perfect personalities for a wonderful day and party. I cannot stress enough, that if you like the little hashes, you must try a Brenham hash. Gymno and I know how to throw a good party and keep you entertained. Below is her writeup with a few pics. If you'd like to see them all, here's the link.

*_CHRISTMAS IN JULY HASH TRASH_*

(For your reading pleasure……If I missed mentioning anyone please forgive me – I was Drunk Damnit!!! Having said that, here is the scoop, as I remember it….)

July 29, 2006 Afternoon
*_PRE-TRAIL:_*

Well we actually pulled it off. The 1st Anal Christmas in July hash is now history! The hounds from Houston arrived right on schedule (CUMS ANYWAY, MCPISSER, LIL PUSSY, FUCK ME RUNNING) to join (WET SPOT and HAREY CUM) in the hash pool, the 1st to be in the pool and drinking - way to go Houston peeps and local BH3 hashers, we can always count on you to get the ball rolling!!! Shortly thereafter the rest of the Brenham hash appeared (GYMNOPHOBIA, HOUND DOG) and virgin (JUST ERIC), soon followed by the lone eATMe representative, (FIRE IN DA HO), and another H4 compadre, (THE PITTS). Soon after 2 more Houston stragglers moseyed in, (TINY BUBBLES, PUKE), and of course no Brenham Christmas Hash would be complete without our favorite hasher of all time, (HOOTER BILL) who arrived in perfect sync with the hounds as they were leaving to start trail, what timing!

*_THE TRAIL:_*

Our hare for the evening, (ROLLIN NUTLESS) did a great job of providing us with a little bit of this (shiggy creek crossing) and a little bit of that (small town shops and statues), and a little more of this (muddy bridge tunnel), and some more of that (neighborhood streets back to the pool). There were plenty of beer checks (3 of them)
on this hot afternoon and the hounds were most grateful for the ice cold nectar stops.

The 1st stop on trail was the “My Brenham Redneck Hash Name Is…” beer check and all hounds received a new ‘redneck hash name’ in keeping with the local Brenham culture and the Christmas in July theme. The FRBs were screwed at the 2^nd beer check when the hare was detained by the ‘local law’ for tail light violations. (ROLLIN NUTLESS) must be getting older when he no longer knows all of the cops in Brenham on a first-name basis!) And apparently this was a young’en eager to hand out a fine too. Luckily the hare had picked up two lovely beer check auto wankers at the first beer stop (CUMS ANYWAY, FUCK ME RUNNING) who winked and smiled enough at el Cop-o to reduce the ticket to a warning, despite the fact that RN had forgotten to remove his redneck nametag (“EMERSON BIGGENS”) while talking to the dude.

A few more hashers joined into the auto wanking group at the second beer check (TINY BUBBLES, PUKE, JUST ERIC, GYMNO). (JUST ERIC) commented that he rather enjoyed the auto wanking scene (yes, in Brenham we can ruin a perfectly good virgin, can’t we?). The remaining hounds could be seen off to the west on an elevated railroad track communicating with each other with whistles, shouts of ON-ON, and the occasional pause to moon the auto wankers. Just as we were about to leave, lo and behold! up cums the almighty *DONUT HOLER* keeper of all things Mosquito, on his jammin’ motor-sickle, all decked out in his awesome orange Mosquito Hash vest and ready to party! What a surprise! A few more hours of USA hashing for *DONUT* before heading out….who said HEAD?!!... As the remaining hashers (‘the true hashers’ (!)) continued
with trail, those that did not short-cut (!) enjoyed a wet, muddy tunnel with rumors of unconfirmed bat sightings, an elevated railroad track with a view of the downtown area, and more local scenery as they made their way back toward the pool.

Back at the ranch… (er, pool), the FRB hounds had found a way to entertain themselves and get cleaned up and cooled down at the same time. *MCPISSER* had discovered a great new hash formula: *pressure washer + available water hose = hash super shower!!!*

And he proceeded to soak down eagerly awaiting hashers as they made their way back in to the on-on, much to their delight! (See posted pics on Mosquito and eATMe egroups mailing that follows) This new invention promises to be a future hash necessity at summer campouts! Just remember you heard it first at the Brenham Hash! And then it was time for the circle…..

*_THE CIRCLE:_*

Trail ‘Accursations’ later on in the pool circle included HOMER SEKSUL (Harey Cum) who drank for triggering the gate warning signals on the tracks without a train in sight, just by walking past them on the rails (eerie!), EMERSON BIGGENS (RollinN) for his warning ticket and various #1 hash R.A. control and direction issues, *CANDY DUN ROTHERTEFF (Cums Anyway)* and *ANITA COCKTAIL (fmrunning)* for having to much fun
auto wanking in the truck and for saving the hares ‘arse, *LOU ZEN TEEF (DonutH)* as a stand-in for the absent Mosquito birthday hasher CRACK OF DAWN, W.E. BECUZZINS (Puke) for bringing up the rear of the hash while carrying the Global Hare Flag on trail, *COOTER (Just Eric)* for being a virgin and making himself cum, PINK LEE TORRIS (FireInDaHo) for tearing off EMMA I PURDY’s (Lil Pussy) shorts and proudly
displaying them as a necktie for the rest of the evening, *SHELBIE ONNERBEK (Wet Spot)* for having the hash over to play in her pool (I think), IVAN SCROTUMITCH (HOOTER BILL) for something that I can’t remember but he had the HOOTER BILL song sung to him, *MATEETHA ABUKK (aka IMMA GENE POOL BOVINE) (Tiny Bubbles) for something else that I can’t remember (sorry!), *ADOLPH OLIVER BEAVER (The Pitts)* for something I don’t remember (sorry again!) although he did show up with an old Brenham Hash signed turtle shell from the Re-Erection hash many, many hashes past so he should have drank for that if he didn’t, PO TATOR (McPisser) for various #2 R.A. difficulties (hash control issues, I think), OTIS T. FUDPUCKER, JR, III (Hound Dog) for something else I can’t remember, MY WIFE SIS (Gymno) for a false accursation (I can’t even remember my own accursation - but I’m sure it was false!)… Now if I
remembered all of those names correctly, it’s a hash miracle, I created the tags, I just wasn’t all THAT drunk (yet), or more likely any combination of the above!

*_THE ANAL CHRISTMAS GIFT EXCHANGE: _*

After eating a light dinner, the hash settled down to the main event – the GIFT EXCHANGE. The white elephant gifts were as lovely as always and no hasher could decide among the bounty of goods available for the pickin’. (Hahaha! If you believe that just cum to the next one!) Some of the more notable included; various liquors including *Irish cream, Jim Beam, Bud Light, St Arnolds, Samuel Adams, mini Mudslide, pina colada, long island iced tea*, etc…etc…etc…, a porn CD, hand-sewn hash-designer
shorts, a Nascar bucket and jug (how appropriate!), a smoothie blender, a butter dish(?), and 3, -that’s right, count ‘em, 3! – ‘perfect men’, two that promised to grow to 3 times their size in water, and one that talked to you when you squeezed it’s hand!* I probably missed some gifts but you get the picture…..

*_POST PARTY:_*

The hash scattered shortly after the gift exchange, some into the pool for *ADOLPH OLIVER BEAVER’S* pool races, some headed downtown for the Beatles Tribute Band, and a few stayed behind to sober up or chill out before heading home. All in all I’d say the 1^st ANAL CHRISTMAS IN JULY HASH was a success! Thanks to all of our way-cool-hash friends from everywhere that we always love to see! You guys are always a riot! On-On to the next event!

Signed, Your Day After Mucho Fun, Hash Scribe, Gymno

Christmas in July Hash and 100th Post!

2006-07-25T14:21:00.000-05:00

Merry Christmas! I hope some of you will join us in the quaint little town of Brenham for our Christmas party this Saturday, July 29th.

Woo hoo...this is post number 100! Only took 6 months!

Girls are major Bee..atchezzz!!!

2006-07-19T14:35:00.000-05:00

No none of my blogger girls. As a matter of fact, I've met some pretty terrific chicks everywhere I've been and lived. Except this town. I've lived here for 15 years and the girls here are nasty, evil, untrustworthy C U Next Thursday S....... I have been trying to avoid this girl who is a friend to my face but doing things behind my back (long story but it involves a guy!). I finally decided to email her and tell her I did not want to be her friend because of certain things she had done. It was not a vicious email, in fact it was quite nice. She sent me a nasty email back saying she didn't give a damn what I thought (then why you wanna be my friend??) and to stay out of her face. Huh? That's what I've been trying to do! ha ha. Other nasty words were used so of course i had to send her a pity reply. "so sorry you feel the need to use such harsh words. My intent was not to hurt you but obviously you are"...boo hoo pity you. You ever wanna get back at someone, kill them with kindness. The bigger person you are makes them look ever so small. Thank G I have matured a bit over the years. I guess I still felt the need to vent about - that's what my blog is for, right?

I'm gonna be a KJ!

2006-07-18T17:26:00.000-05:00

Tomorrow night, Gymno and I are going to learn how to run the karaoke system at BAR (Bottles & Racks) in Brenham. Should be pretty easy and we have some cool stuff planned...like props for the singers to wear and everyone who sings, gets "lei'd". I'm torn in my decision to do this because the owner has been a jerk to several people lately and doesn't really deserve the help. But I like the bar and I know we could do a good job and make it fun.

If anyone is looking to invest some money and open a bar somewhere, Brenham is your place. We have two bars in town and at least 200 drinkers on an average night. The two bars we have now both have their problems.....

Look for pics in a couple days.

Ode to smurfs

2006-07-11T17:40:00.000-05:00

Man I love the smurfs. I had a cool smurf T-shirt when I was young. Actually roller skated in a parade with my best friend in matching shorts and shirts. We were cool...ha! Papa Smurf, Handy Smurf, Painter Smurf, Brainy Smurf, the only chick Smurfette, and Ranger Smurf. Oh wait, that last one is a hasher. Here's some interesting reading about how smurfs may be communists.

Spotty's Friday Feast (I hope this doesn't make me hungry....)

2006-07-07T13:39:00.000-05:00

Appetizer
When was the last time you visited a hospital?

Last Aug when I got my eyes done. PRK rocks!

Soup
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how ambitious are you?

Ummm, 3? 4 on a good day?

Salad
Make a sentence using the letters of a body part. (Example: (mouth) My other ukelele tings healthily.)

Boy, underwear tastes tart! (or Boy underwear tastes tart...I think I like that better!)

Main Course
If you were to start a club, what would the subject matter be, and what would you name it?

I think a singles club where all the poor lonely people could hook up. And I'd serve chips. "Singles for Pringle's"

Dessert
What color is the carpet/flooring in your home?

Pink!! And it is dreadful! I mean swirley whitish, light pink and dark pink. How do decorate that?

Cards shoot down ASS tros....6-2

2006-07-06T13:57:00.000-05:00

My prediction for the game tomorrow. Pujols will hit 2 homers. Edmonds will have 1 and Rolen will have 5 base hits. My boys...love ya! Do ole spotty proud!

Shoot!! I have a dilemma

2006-06-29T14:01:00.000-05:00

What to do? I have plans to go to South Padre Island for a week on August 18th thru August 25th. Friday to Friday. The very next weekend is Invihash. I would be missing at the least, 3 fridays of work in a row, plus a whole week. Not sure I can or should do that. I do not want to miss Invihash but those that know me know how much I love the beach. I could go for part of the week to SPI but that's a long ass drive for a few days. hmmmm....

3 Man!

2006-06-27T18:12:00.000-05:00

And I rolled a ten.....social!

Awww......

2006-06-22T16:54:00.000-05:00

I love this picture. Here's something for ya'll to do...come up with a quote for this. The best one wins a special post just for you on my blog!! oh, and a beer the next time I see you. Heck, this picture is so cute, I may just have to change my background again to kittens. Lots of 'em. Kittens everywhere. I love kittens. and puppies. and bunnies. and beer...oh yeah, I love beer.

Christmas In July Hash

2006-06-20T13:19:00.000-05:00

We are planning a Christmas In July hash between the Brenham, eATMe and Mosquito hashes. There will be a gift exchange, Christmas lights, Christmas tree, green and red bikinis, mistletoe, awesome food and beer......plans are to hold this at the Rollin Spot. Pool....ahhhh. Please vote only if you would like to attend. Need to get going on these plans.

Pool & Deck

2006-06-15T13:33:00.000-05:00

Just wanted to share some pictures of my pool. If you would like to see all the pictures, click HERE. We are planning a Christmas in July hash sometime in...well, I hope July! Hopefully it will be here....YAAAAAAY!

Here is the spot where the old pool came out and I had to dig and level the ground. Hard work, man!

Me and my fellow hashers putting up the pool. It was pretty easy to do!

Ahhhh.....done!!

Wow....

2006-06-12T13:47:00.000-05:00

What a blast we had at CoTex. For those not there, you missed a good one. We picked up a couple locals that are now going to start a Ruidoso hash. To read the blog from a virgin's point of view, go here.

More later...I need to rehydrate and recover. I probably won't post my pics because they're pretty much the same as Ass Gagger's. I bet I have more bruises than anyone else!

Magic in El Paso and Past CoTex Rehash

2006-06-06T14:28:00.000-05:00

So Thursday begins my journey to my fourth consecutive CoTex event. I am stoked. Ass Gagger and I are flying into El Paso on Thursday night. For those of you who have attended Tex Mex, this is where the hash magic happens. Tons of fun. I don't think we will journey down to Mexico but we will be visiting some of the cool as bars that El Paso has to offer and staying at the Mesa Inn. Dust Balls is meeting us at the airport and we are sharing a car. Meeting up with local hashers that night at some bar across the street. I do not remember the names of the bars we go to when we're there except for King's X (not even sure if that is right!). Looking forward to a good weekend. Between AG and I, there will be some great pics.

CoTex 4 - 2003: Held in Gunnison, Colorado. I flew into Colorado Springs to stay with my oldest, bestest hash friend Full Service and her hubby then we drove to Gunnison. This one was handled by Big Gulp and Ewe fucker I believe with help from Aqua Lungs. We stayed at this old historic hotel in downtown Gunnison. Awesome trails - pot helps you run at altitudes...tis true! I met Butt Mustard at this hash..he is one crazy hasher. Also became a member of the disfunctional hash family. Meat Gazer and Poopa are my sisses, Midnight Stroker is my mama, Keeps it up is my bro, Big Gulp and Damn Little are my gay grampas. I know we have added more family members but that's all I can remember now. went to a cool 60's bar - loved that place. Foozball, lava lamps and bean bag chairs. Sunday's trail went to the top of a huge hill that most people short cutted. The hares had drug a couple cases of beer to the top but since only about 5 people actually went up there, they decided to drink it all themselves instead of carry it down. When they finally joined us in the hotel bar for circle, they were plastered! Chucky ran the circle with these drunks...funniest thing I'd seen. Monday we headed back to Co Springs with a detour to the town of South Park. South Park is actually one block inside another town. Should be an excellent location for CoTex 2007.

Stay tuned for my recaps on other CoTex events.

Yeah, baby!

2006-06-02T15:38:00.000-05:00

OK, OK..I'm done for now. Figured out all this margin stuff. Background and colors were easy. But I'm thirsty now.

So here's a story for CTT. There once was a man from Nantucket....naw, ya'll heard that one. How about a great sex story? Let me make one up....

I was dating this hasher and we were at Interhash. We had a great trail on Sat (he was so sweet, holding my hand, making sure I didn't fall, etc...), swam the river, showered, ate dinner, then decided to take a walk before the skits. We took a blanket down the hill, not far from where everyone was partying. The sky was full of stars and we decided to lay back and look at them. One thing led to another and we were completely enjoying each other. It was an awesome experience, with a very kind, excited person that I truly loved with the sound of hashing in the background. What a night.

OK, CTT...how's that? Now ya'll can decide if it's true or not and how much of it.

Duh...forgot

2006-05-24T13:43:00.000-05:00

My main reason for posting today. A warning...I'm bored with my page and will be "livening it up" soon.

Hard work and relaxation

2006-05-24T13:36:00.000-05:00

So as some of you may know, one of the four Brenham hashers, Rollin Nutless has purchased the house next to his. Attached to the back of the house is a full deck that was surrounded by a 24 ft above ground pool. He has given me "the pool". The pool is mine to take care of. After much inspection and tearing apart, it was obvious that the whole thing needed to be replaced. You can get a brand new pool for under $700 if you have a senior citizen as a parent in Brenham at Sutherland's...woo hoo! Before the pool could be put in, the deck had to be cleaned - pressure washed and the ground had to be leveled. Wow, physical labor is hard! Now the deck is being treated to preserve it and the pool will be ready to put together by tomorrow. Hopefully this weekend I will have a water sanctuary for my sunning and drinking. Here's an open invitation to all who wanna get away and lounge with me. anytime, just let me know. By the way, the house is empty so there is tons of crash space. It needs to be cleaned up a bit and furniture will be added here and there. He plans to have a bar area and a changing area for after the pool. I'm working on talking him into the "karaoke lounge". I'll post pics soon.

I had thought about coming to Austin for the weekend but there's too much to do here. If I don't post again before Monday, happy Memorial Weekend! Spotty loves ya!

To all my fellow jager lovers......

2006-05-23T17:32:00.000-05:00

Myspace layouts

Question?

2006-05-15T22:08:00.000-05:00

EZ..you're gonna love this. Three in one day! I usually only mess with my blog at work where I use Mozilla Firefox. At home tonight using IE I notice it doesn't look the same. How many of you cannot see it correctly.....my links are at the bottom not the side. Should I bother fixing it so it is browser friendly to the others?

McDreamy Tonight!!

2006-05-15T16:59:00.000-05:00

Grey's Anatomy fans....2 hour season finale tonight! I think it starts at 7pm (EDIT...STARTS AT 8). If you missed last night, catch up. This one's gonna be good.

Happy IVGLDSW Day!

2006-05-15T13:11:00.000-05:00

Today is International Very Good Looking, Darn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Darn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day!
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To the Girls !!

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the heck happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leve a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Signs of an addict

2006-05-11T17:15:00.000-05:00

I've got a good friend that I am concerned about. I have no idea if this person is doing drugs or not but there is some strange behavior. That's all I want to say about it but have any of you had to deal with someone on meth? How do you know if that is the problem and if or when you should do something about it? Man, why can't people just stick to pot.

Is this better?

2006-05-10T18:59:00.000-05:00

Dang, I better get some excitement in my life or I'll be a whiz at this.....

WOO HOO.....Groovy, baby!

2006-05-03T18:31:00.000-05:00

Ain't this purty? I'm not done yet.....beware.

Need a change

2006-05-01T13:05:00.000-05:00

I know, I know, I say this all the time. But this is different. I'm really tired of these fu fu girl colors on this blog. According to EZ, if you change your background you lose everything. Is this true? What can ya tell me? any help appreciated. I don't wanna redo everything.

I've been TAGGED!!

2006-04-27T13:15:00.000-05:00

OK so here goes - I reserve the right to change these anytime I think of something better.

The Rules:

1. Go write 6 weird facts/things/etc. about yourself on your blog, then tag six more people!

2. Then leave a comment that says 'You are tagged' in their comments telling them to read your blog.

About me:

UNO - My Mom and my Grandma were pregnant at the same time. My uncle is one month older than my brother.

DOS - I was born the day before my brother's birthday and my stepdad's is the day after - Jan 15, 16, & 17. (my mom would only make us one cake...)

TRES - I cried the first time I puked from drinking. It was at a Frat party....Sigma Tau Gamma to be exact...Beta Chapter.

CUATRO - When I was in fifth grade, I got 2nd place in the school spelling bee including 5,6,7 & 8th graders. Got beat by an 8th grader. Word mispelled - scissors. (It SOUNDS like zzzzzs!!)

CINCO - I was dating this guy and we had driven out to Lake Somerville when it was flooded. We came to a place on FM 1948 where the water was over the road and we couldn't go any further. We stopped right there and turned the engine off and drank our beer. The frogs and crickets and whatever other critters are out at night making noise were being unbelievably LOUD! I shouted "COOL IT!" at the top of my lungs (ya know like the Happy Days episode where Fonzie is trying to sleep out in the woods and the owls and critters are making noise?). I shit you not, every sound stopped. It was crazy, I tell ya!!

SEIS - Okay, okay....here's number six. I love Miracle Whip on my scrambled eggs and peanut butter and syrup on my pancakes.

I TAG YOU - Boulder, Matzo (I gotta hear his!), Brian, Raffy Baby G and DBD

What I'm Reading....

2006-04-26T13:43:00.000-05:00

The Da Vinci Code. Now I've never been one for history of any kind. It bores me....literally to tears. Math, English, science of any kind..love love love. There is some cool history in the book so far. Pretty interesting - I can handle the background if there's a murder involved. I'm not too far so please don't make any comments that may spoil it. Haven't decided if I'm going to see the movie yet.

UPDATE!! Had an eye appt today. Walked into my doc's office and what book should be lying there on her desk? Yep, the DaVinci Code....strange. On a good note, I should now be able to see better driving at night with my kickass new glasses. I had PRK in Aug and she said because of getting monovision correction, my eyes weren't focusing at a distance correctly. I just don't notice it during the day. I'll take having to wear glasses when I drive for being able to see the rest of the time!

TGIF

2006-04-21T17:45:00.000-05:00

Myspace layouts

Feeilng Strange

2006-04-20T15:42:00.000-05:00

So I've been catching up on my sis's blog. She replied a couple times (I freaked her out! ha ha) so hopefully we can become close. It seems she has had some hard times in her life and still going thru tons of emotions and problems. But her words are so insightful. I was reading and thinking "wow, how beautiful she writes". Also very amusing. It makes me feel sad that I did not know her, that I was not there for her growing up, to help guide her, protect her, help her get thru tough times - heck even to party with her. One more reason to hate my father. I don't actually hate him I guess. How can you hate someone you don't even know? I just feel that her life would have been different if I had been a part of it. But then again, maybe not. I guess I just have to focus on the future.

Holy Crap...my sister

2006-04-18T17:00:00.000-05:00

So most of you probably don't know much about my childhood. Well, my dad cheated on my mom (which I didn't know until I was grown) and pretty much never paid much attention to us kids at all (me and two brothers). He would pick us up once a year for Christmas to buy us whatever we wanted, but never paid my mom child support after they divorced when I was 9. My brothers were a little closer and my oldest brother still sees him but I have not seen him or spoken to him since my brother's wedding in 1988. He said to me that day "maybe when I die, you'll come to my funeral"....wtf? I was a child. You never made an effort to see me but when I was an adult I was supposed to? My mom gave us a wonderful childhood even though we never had much money. Then she married a neighbor I had known my whole life and I had (still have) the most wonderful stepfather on the earth, along with 2 cool step brothers that I had grown up with. Anyway, my dad met this other woman and started living with her. She was pretty nice to us...I always liked her. She had a baby 20 years ago. I saw my sister a few times when she was a baby then I moved away to college and have not seen any of them since. My grandmother kept me up to date with her life a little bit and I would see pics of her in the paper or from my grandmother. So I was cruising the high school grads a while ago and who should I find but my sister! I just sent her a message. I had always planned on getting in touch with her when she left home. I can't believe it has finally happened. I'm pretty nervous but also very excited to see what kind of person she has become.

Happy HNT

2006-04-13T12:48:00.000-05:00

Houston Campout - Thank You

2006-04-11T12:45:00.000-05:00

Friday (and some sat) pics here
Saturday (mostly trail & circle) pics here
Debauchery...(sorry none of those)

Thank you Slut for picking me up and driving me to Houston, even though we drove in circles for 10 minutes before finding the pack.
Thank you Rubbin for playing the Cha Cha Slide for us to dance to!
Thank you Fire Tunnel for my cool "GOT DICE" shirt (we never wore them, did we?)
Thank you to the SA girls who came (Trina N Sarah) - you rock!!
Thank you (well the boys will thank you!) WS,Pump Me, Hide, One Hole for the cleavage pics.
Thank you Matahor, Hide, & FT for the 4 girl pileup...funny!

Thank you Horny Hooker for giving us a place to crash and for the never ending Dos Equis.
Thank you Slut,Queen, Horny,Big Gulp, Philip for the game of Catch Phrase.
Thank you Queen of Denial for directing us to the cool Mexican place for lunch.
Thank you Slut for taking camping gear and putting it up so I didn't have to.
Thank you Thong for administering the ice shots.
Thank you Can't Touch this for the free garage sale clothes (awesome idea! got shit you don't want? Bring it to a hash!)

Thank you Fire Tunnel for letting me "help" with the water check...he he.
Thank you Rubbin for taking pictures, then losing my camera and listening to me whine for 5 hours.

Thank you Hide N Go Pee for awesome sharpie tattoos!! I loved mine!
Thank you Fire Tunnel (and mismgmt) for the 3Man lounge...too cool!
Thank you FMR for feeding me chicken like a mamma bird when I was drunk.
Thank you Dick for playing your geeetar for sing along (still waiting for you to learn some ABBA!)
Thank you Hide for Cigs N Beer.
Thank you for whoever kept the beautiful fire going!
Thank you Baby, Pump Me, and my other naked hashers (sorry, the memory starts to fade here...)
Thank you Dude for the late night fire talk. I did not want to leave the fire but by 6am, it was way past time!
Thank you to everyone who did not take a picture of me sleeping on my towel on the ground Sun morning. (wait, this may be a little premature....)
Thank you Slut for packing all my shit while I slept on the ground on my towel.
Thank you Pump Me for my sammich N coke...it saved my life!
Thank you Slut for getting me home safely.

AND THANK YOU TO ALL WHO WORKED SO HARD TO MAKE A GREAT CAMPOUT...I HAVE NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR YOU ALL.....WHAT A BLAST!!

NOTE>>>> I reserve the right to edit this post as I remember shiiitte.

Off to Houston!!

2006-04-07T15:26:00.000-05:00

So Slut and Fire Tunnel have convinced me I cannot miss the Houston campout so that's where I be this weekend. On a concerned note, I jammed my wrist playing volleyball (trying to dig a ball and it popped my wrist) so I am injured. And it is my drinking hand! What to do? The more I drink, the better it will feel, right? That reminds me of one of my favorite shirts from a Dallas campout..."the more i drink, the more i drink" - that is just too true!!

Happy weekend my cheeky little monkey bloggers...Spotty loves ya!

Bluebonnet Hash 2006

2006-04-06T17:37:00.000-05:00

Bluebonnet Hash pics

We had so much fun! Man I really enjoy these little hashes. We had 30 peeps - awesome trail with beautiful scenery, fun fun circle, and delicious dinner.

Brisket was falling apart and mighty tasty! Good pasta salad and beans. A couple people went to camp at Nipperwood and a few of us headed to Henry's Hideout. Then back to Brenham and a stop at M&M lounge. Home by 11pm and in bed....when is the last time I was in bed on a Sat night before midnight? Thanks to Letch again and all your co-conspirators for a great hash!

Texas Interhash Saturday

2006-04-04T12:56:00.000-05:00

Saturday pics are here

What to say about Saturday? I wanked trail yet again to lay on the stage half nekkid with a round of peeps...Trojan, Pinball, TuckIt, Glow Worm...others I don't remember. What a nice cozy day until I ran out of alcohol. Guess I'll start on the Mudslide...
yummy. Trail people came in and by that time (2,3 hours?) I was cooking. Headed to the water with UTA, LHP, and some others to bathe in the cool water. OK I can handle water, even cold water but when someone dunks you all the way under when you are not expecting it, be prepared for loud piercing screams. I swear it sounded like someone was being murdered. Man, that was cold! But it did cool me off and cleaned me up. LHP and I did some naked rock wrestling. Then off to change for circle and dinner. Awesome BBQ which I heartily enjoyed along with some short long awaited conversation that was interrupted by "the drama". Then off to console dramaeee after a cool off period. "wet spot make things all better....." Then the band began to play and play and we danced! (oops sorry, had a Hooters moment).

Skits (Rainblo and TuckIt did this one just for me - I know it!), Mr & Mrs. Interhash (wet spot lost once again after being coerced onto the stage...I didn't wanna go!! But how many of you can do a back bend and pull yourself back up, drunk even! Good shot by Dildo also...I think Tuck it enjoyed that talent!). Congrats To the winners. Then a little silly crying by LHP and me (we are such girls!!) and more dancing. There must have been a hopping bean in my BBQ because all i remember doing was jumping around. Can that really be considered dancing? Thanks to PP for some great dancing and some not so great jitterbug...although it was fun trying! Lots of laughing when two people suck at a dance.

Here's a cool pic of Strap On Elvis (ya'll ask me how to get that cool effect - special shutter tricks - ha ha). I think this was right before the nekkid trail. Oh yeah, nekkid trail. We had about 20 faithful hounds who put on the glowy sticks and joined Trojan and I on trail. Did I mention it was cold?? brrr...thanks for keeping me warm on trail, you know who. Straight up the hill, straight back down the hill and into clothes. Brrr...that sucked! A quick circle as we awarded Mr. & Mrs. Nude (Puerto Rican Jew & Hippy Swallow - congrats!). Then several of us found a warm RV to play 3 man in. That's the way to camp, I tell ya! I spent several hours in there warming up - people came in, people went out. Even had Brian from the band. He didn't go out so well - fell out of the RV when he was leaving...oops, I think he's had a bit to drink. Then to bed for me. At least this night was not as cold as Friday. 40 as opposed to 30 I think. Thanks to my snuggle buddy....I would not have survived.

Friday of TXIH 2006

2006-04-03T13:10:00.000-05:00

Friday pics from TXIH

Wow, I don't remember much from Friday. Met two cars on the road...AG and her crew and Anal Plug and the Mosquito crew.

On in to set up camp (thanks Chief for the haul up the hill!! gonna miss you baby!) and drink (DBD's first experience in setting up a tent - thanks for the help!). Played a little three man with the big spongy dice. Then circle (first TXIH trail I wanked) and more drinking. Those that know Rollin know he loves to talk so he experienced the flask of doom of course. Man, I don't mind it so much when you cannot see what is in the bottle but that clear bottle was scary!

Then some dinner I did not eat (sorry, my nose would have made my tummy puke if I smelled that upclose - I heard it tasted delish!) and lots of karaoke. I don't remember what I sang or who with (I think "I will survive" and "summer lovin") but I know I was up there alot.

The rest of the night was a blur but I know I did some tent hopping and ended up in one that was supposed to be heated but the wank used the heat earlier taking a nap. Instant sober...add freezing weather.

on on to Sat.....

How do you know?

2006-03-31T17:46:00.000-06:00

So I've been wanting to go out with this guy for some time now and we've been emailing each other. How do you know if they are just being friendly or are really into you? Oh yeah, I know read the book "he's just not into you". I mean we flirt but how do you take the next step?

CoTeX Seventh Heaven

2006-03-31T13:08:00.000-06:00

Mail your regos today to save money. Price goes up on April 1st. www.cotex2006.com Leave me a comment if you're going. Ruidoso is a wonderful hashing area and it looks like the lodging is cute little cabins!! Woo hoo...no camping! Texas people will need to fly into Albuquerque or El Paso. Right now it looks like you'd have a better chance finding a ride from ALB.

Brenham St. Paddy's Day Hash

2006-03-30T18:40:00.000-06:00

Here are the pics

What an awesome hash we had in Brenham for St. Paddy's Day. Our 3rd trail in less than a week!! That's a record for wanking hashers. Wet Spot (that be me) was the hare with a little help from Rollin' Nutless. This was a green hash. Every item of clothing had to have green on it. 3 shot checks in 4 miles. The first was at Salem Fire Department where we drank Margaritas (green). Next was at Home Depot where we did Creme de Menthe with chocolate mint candy...yum! Third was at the old Preference Inn (I think it's America's Choice now or something). Apple Pucker!! Gymno took a nasty spill right before this one and cut her knee. On home was Buddy's Appliance right on the hill next to BAR (Bottles and Racks). They had the back door open so we were treated to our own karaoke show while doing circle.

Gymno decided she was going to shortcut to avoid shiggy (which she long cutted) and went around the loop to BAR where she called me. We told her we were at Rollin's house and did I want her to come get her? (the whole time we are standing on the hill watching her talk to us...hilarious!) So we all walked over to the edge of the hill to "pick her up". Circle was had, we had civilian wankers join in and out on their way into the bar. Sometime in this debauchery we decided to play stupid hair tricks...put someone else's hair on our head. We were laughing so hard..you have to see the pics to understand. Then on down to the bar for an hour where we picked up half the people to come back and join us on the hill for more beer. The cops finally told us we had to leave...cannot consume alcohol in public after midnight...wtf? I never knew that. Even on private property. You can drink in your backyard but not your front. Darn laws. On On to Rollin's for much more drinking and a game of Cranium on the front of his truck. Good times, I tell ya. If you haven't hashed in Brenham, you are missing out on a wonderful hash experience. On out....spotty.

Happy HNT

2006-03-30T13:16:00.000-06:00

Brenham Full Moon Run

2006-03-29T17:57:00.000-06:00

Full Moon Pics

Above is the link for the Brenham Full Moon Hash hared by Rollin' Nutless on March 14, 2006. Yeah, I'm a little behind. Bite me (please! - except Ass Gagger..I hear your bites hurt!). So we had a nice little crowd - Yard Ralph, Red Foreskin, Pornophobia, Harey Cum, Gymno, Hound Dog, Wet Spot, and your hare Rollin', along with a visit from his puppies at the on home, Bailey and Puppy. Nice little trail with a beer check at Robert's service station, then at the Cemetary (see full moon pics - lots of full moons!). Out thru Blinn College where all the hounds got lost because we walked around a patch of fresh dirt where the hare had laid an arrow. Over the tracks (or not because Yard Ralph had a bad train episode a few weeks back) to Jackson St. Park where we picked up trail, then on on to Rollin's house for the ON HOME. WOW, we have never ended here before! OK, well maybe we've ended here 35 of our 69 runs. Nice little circle that lasted forever (cause Gymno and Wet Spot are ALL about the circle!). Then into Rollin's house to change and head to BAR (Bottles AND Racks) for more beer. Good times, I tell ya. You get Gymno & Red together and you're entertained for hours. Stay tuned for St. Paddy's Day pic and write up.

Hash Songs

2006-03-28T12:32:00.000-06:00

So I'll get back to Texas Interhash..right now I'm listening to Barry Manilow sing "Are you Lonesome tonight" and all I can sing is "are you lonesome tonight...was the hash outta sight" - Red Foreskin wrote this kickass shortcutter lost bastard song. Ya know how every hash song that was taken from a real song ruins the real version for ya? The ice cream man comes around and all I can sing is "It's a short dick" or "whip it out at the ball game". I cannot even remember real words to songs now. I'm a hasher thru and thru.

Dreams

2006-03-22T12:43:00.000-06:00

So Monday night I was consumed with work so much that all I dreamed about were calculating numbers. Over and over in my head. All night long in my sleep. Yesterday went well and I am getting caught up so last night I packed. So what did I dream about last night? Hashing, of course. We were at the pub crawl and I was talking to someone who doesn't even hash anymore. Then we were at the camp and another ex-Brenham hasher was parking his RV (which he doesn't even own) when the breaks went out and it went rolling towards the lake (which won't be there). Seems his battery went dead which caused the brakes to not work (I'm no mechanic but I don't think that's how it works???). Then I was telling Tuna Delight that I had her Polka Tape and she didn't care....what?? NO "please pass the schnapps" at Interhash? That's just not right. Then there was a little issue with the nekkid hash which I can't mention 'cause I'd ruin our surprise. Then I was sleeping alone!! It's gonna be way too cold....ya'll couple up to conserve heat. I'm sure this means everything will be just perfect. As long as there is enough alcohol, all is well.

Miss me?

2006-03-21T17:28:00.000-06:00

I know you guys keep checking back here to see what revolutionary new thing i have to say next but I have no time to blog. Why is it that when you plan to take a day off, everything gets busy? Whew...taking work home every night, packing, buying cute jammies for the pub crawl, pedicure....no time to blog! To all you hashers coming to Interhash, see you Thurs or Fri. All others...check back next week for pictures and stories. Until then, my cheeky little monkeys.....

Who wants a dirty girl??

2006-03-17T15:32:00.000-06:00

So I just found out no running water at TXIH. WTF? I guess I will be nasty all weekend. sponge baths for me. Ick. I hate being dirty. Well, I like it sometimes but not for long periods of time. Maybe I'll make the drive to the nearest town (which I imagine won't be near at all). Or maybe I'll befriend someone with an RV. Or maybe I can pay for a shower. Maybe I'll get a solar shower or bring a kiddie pool and lots of water. Options options. I'm a hasher. I'll make due. Is it the 23rd yet? I'm ready to drink. Oh yeah, we have a hash here tonight. I will be drinking.

HAPPY GREEN DAY ALL MY BLOG BUDDIES....SPOTTY LOVES YA!

Viva La Bam!

2006-03-15T12:53:00.000-06:00

Man I love love love this show! Any of yunz (got that word from Brownie and it won't go away!) watch it? Bam and his yahoos crack me up. It takes a lot to get me to laugh out loud watching tv by myself but they do it. And Vito....he speaks English but they have to subtitle his speech. Bam reminds me of my older brother. He was crazy funny growing up. Always doing something outrageous. Somehow me and my younger brother always got into trouble for things he did....hmmm. Those were the days.

Life...the ride or the end goal?

2006-03-14T12:52:00.000-06:00

So I was watching "Along Came Polly" last night with Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller (hey, I was at the gym and did not feel like finding the remote). There's a scene at the end where Ben's daddy says something about life not being about what you want out of it but the ride getting there. I have been thinking about that all night. My ride is stalling out. Time for a major change. No sitting around thinking anymore about what I want. My ride is going to speed up big time. No worrying about what other people think or feel. It's my life, time to live it. Look for a new attitude. If I hurt anyone or leave anyone behind, tough nookie. Speaking of nookie....I still need a pony. Scratch that, I've had enough ponies, I need a stallion.

Edited...What a Hash!! with pics!!

2006-03-12T15:22:00.000-06:00

This pic was the "bite the nipple and suck that tit" song....hilarious, it was. Check out Heartache getting into it!

Yesterday was just an awesome day. Headed to BCS to hash. Got there early enough to enjoy a wonderful meal at On The Border (thanks Yard Ralph and Red Foreskin for my birthday gift certies!) AND a super size berry Margarita. Yum! ON ON to the start at HEB. Rollin and I were among the first few to arrive. Then a few more. Then a few more. Then word that yet more were on the way. All in all, around 30 hounds for a Sat eATMe trail. Not just any 30 hounds, 30 of my most favoritists hounds in the entire hashing world! Great trail, great circle (way to go Yard Ralph!).

Then more debauchery at the Elks (I remember some splits on top of the bar?) then on on on to YR/RF house for hot tubbing (I remember a delish margarita in a fancy glass!) and lots of singing and game playing.

Finally headed home to hit the last hour of the bar but was beat. Here are my pics of the circle.....darn batteries ran out. Here are Tiny's pics. Way to go eATMe hash!

today off to meet hashers at Lake Somerville for relaxing in the water and sun and a few more suds to end a great weekend.

So it's Friday...

2006-03-10T16:46:00.000-06:00

big deal. Whatever. But I did go buy a new digital camera today. Canon Powershot A520. Can't wait to play with it. I'm either going to Texas Tavern tonight for live music (don't know who's playing) or to BAR for karaoke (more fun,more friends I like to hang with there). Tomorrow is a hashing day! I'll be at the home of Ass Gagger's famous Aggies for an eATMe hash. Should be an interesting trail laid by Pornophobia. There will be Mosquito hashers there (can't wait to see you Crack/Donut!). Look for pics from my new camera on Monday!

Digital Camera....Suggestions??

2006-03-07T18:04:00.000-06:00

So it's way past time for me to buy a digital camera. Here's the thing..I don't want to spend a lot of money - like $100-$125. I mainly want it for internet stuff...don't really need to make prints. It's not that I'm cheap or poor (ok, I'm both - bite me) but rather that I like to spend my money on hashing and drinking and clothes and gas to get me to hashing, drinking, and clothes shopping. Another big reason is that I seem to lose stuff everywhere I go so I know this will probably be the first thing I lose so I'll have to replace it once a month. Anyone have any suggestions? I want a compact one. I was looking at this one Any suggestions..what to look for, what to avoid?

Men are Folders, Women are Scrunchers

2006-03-06T17:55:00.000-06:00

......or so the majority says. Girls - 4 scrunchers, 3 folders. Guys - 3 folders, 1 scruncher.

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